Menopause Weirdo Sweatshirt

The Menopause Weirdo™ Sweatshirt
Because sweating through your cute clothes was NOT on your bingo card.

If you’ve been avoiding sweatshirts because menopause turns them into personal crockpots — Sis, your era of suffering ends here.

This Menopause Weirdo™ sweatshirt is cozy AND smart.
Yes, smart. Like “vents-so-you-don’t-boil-alive” smart.

We built this with side snap vents that open from the bottom to right under the arm. Need airflow? Snap snap snap.Instant breeze. No more secretly trying to stick your elbow out of your sleeves like a feral raccoon.

And that wide neckline? Thank us later.
It slides off easy — so you can pull the whole thing off without wrecking your makeup or turning your hair into static electricity. Gen-X hair does NOT play.

Soft. Roomy. Flattering.
Designed by a menopausal woman who was tired of sweating her way through fall.

Wear your weirdness proudly.
Wear your freedom loudly.

Features
✔ Side vents that actually cool you off
✔ Wide neck for fast “get-this-off-me” moments
✔ Breathable fabric
✔ Relaxed fit
✔ Menopause Weirdo™ graphic
✔ Approved by hot-flash survivors everywhere

Stay Savage, Sis. And stay cool.